The Man with the Square Dick
12:10 am on Wednesday, Feb. 04, 2004

Once upon a time there was a man with a square dick.

He was looking for a woman to be his wife. But no woman wanted to be his wife because every time he found a woman he liked and he tried to have sex with her, it didnít work. It never worked because he had a square dick and the woman had a round hole. The man felt so alone. He felt frustrated because he thought he would never find someone who could be with him in an intimate way. There was no woman who was meant to be with him.

The man kept searching for many years, and each year he just felt more alone than ever. What was wrong with him? Sure, he had a square dick. But other than that, he was a great guy. He had a great personality and he had a great job that made lots of money. But every woman turned him down in the end because they were not compatible. Why? Was sex really that important?

One day when the man had given up all hope, a woman walked up to him. She whispered something in his ear, and he smiled. They went back to his house and for the first time in the manís life he had sex. And it was perfect. The man and the woman ended up getting married, having many children, and living happily ever after.

What was different about this woman?

She had a square hole.

And the morale of the story?

There IS someone for everyone.

RACH

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